return {
 "Femto, a scribe for ye future!",
 "The wheels are as follows:",
 "Control and ye arrow keys",
 " change the porthole size...",
 "Control and C copies a line,",
 "Control and V pastes a line.",
 "Control and Q wipes the parchment,",
 "Control and W sinks the ship.",
 "Control and A takes a parchment from ye logs,",
 "Control and S puts the parchment back.",
 "Now supports wide scrawlin's.",
 "For example, 'Ｙａｙ！'.",
}